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We've already discussed the whitelist, and yes, I can get names on there, but it takes a little more than 100 quid. It requires quite a few details around areas of expertise etc. -
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only 100 quid? well you can sign me up twice then sir!Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWe've already discussed the whitelist, and yes, I can get names on there, but it takes a little more than 100 quid. It requires quite a few details around areas of expertise etc.
sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)
there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman
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No, more than 100 quid. I can provide an exact quotation based on individual circumstances.Originally posted by 2BIT View Postonly 100 quid? well you can sign me up twice then sir!
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Your going to have to do better then that mate. The last time I looked your white list was a shade of brown flushing down the loo. A think a better name would be the toilet roll list.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWe've already discussed the whitelist, and yes, I can get names on there, but it takes a little more than 100 quid. It requires quite a few details around areas of expertise etc.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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You really are posh if that's your idea of the lower end of the market.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThat's an extra 20%. If you don't like it, take your custom elsewhere, but I doubt you'll find anyone else who will indulge your square and compass routine for the same price (except possibly MP - MP, this is what I meant by the lower end of the market).Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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ok well sign me quote/100 times please then sir - but surely for a white list to exist there would be a black list too otherwise it's just a list right?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostNo, more than 100 quid. I can provide an exact quotation based on individual circumstances.sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)
there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman
everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.Comment
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After a couple of £100'ers your 'little back door' will be little no more.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostExcept, for £100, I can take anyone's name off using my little 'back door'.Comment
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There is no need for a black list. The white list is a guest list that grants you instant entry. It is that magic something that ensures agents ring you instantly a suitable contract appears.Originally posted by 2BIT View Postok well sign me quote/100 times please then sir - but surely for a white list to exist there would be a black list too otherwise it's just a list right?
Everyone else has to join the queue and hopes the bouncer (agent) firstly notices them and then agrees to talk to them.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Don't worry after a few days everything will return to normal and you'll be able to sit down again.Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostAfter a couple of £100'ers your 'little back door' will be little no more.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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