Shaving

[d000hg]

I was going for a "thinning out" using the special thinning attachment, rather than totally hairless.

I just don't want a huge mess of unruly pubes.

What's wrong with trimming using scissors?

[wobbegong]

Once you get it manageable, you can use an electric shaver.

I'd choose one which is good for getting round wrinkles.

An 'electric shaver'? What? The traditional methods not good enough for ya?

[doodab]

What's wrong with trimming using scissors?

Nothing. I just thought the clippers would be quicker, which they were. Even with the time spent yelping.

[EternalOptimist]

What's wrong with trimming using scissors?

because one mistake, and you get the sack

[mudskipper]

You should have read How To Shave Your Balls | The Original Shave Your Balls Website first, by the sounds of it

If your lucky enough to come from a hairy gene pool you probably have hair growing right up your penis.

Really? Is this true? I must have led a very sheltered existence.

[MaryPoppins]

Really? Is this true? I must have led a very sheltered existence.

Me too. Thank god !

[TheFaQQer]

Me too. Thank god !

I find that hard to believe

[minestrone]

Me too. Thank god !

I do not know what is more wrong, singing an Oasis song to a first date or shaving my baws.

[OwlHoot]

I find that hard to believe

Go back a couple of million years, and it would be a lot more plausible:

Deleted genes gave humans big brains, spineless penis

CAMBRIDGE: Two fundamental aspects of being human - a spineless penis and an expanded brain - may result from genes dropped during evolution, researchers suggest.

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The duo found hundreds of sequences still present in chimpanzees and other species, but absent in the human genome. Many of these deleted sequences were 'regulatory' - in other words, they inhibited the expression of nearby genes.

The researchers found two human-specific deletions to be the most fascinating: one removed a neural regulator, a loss correlated with the expansion of certain brain regions. The other eliminated the keratin 'spine' - the structural component of hair and nails - in the human penis.

Interestingly, the lack of penile spines tends to be associated with monogamous behaviour in primates, as it increases the duration and consistency of copulation behaviour, possibly due to decreased penile sensitivity.

This suggests that our ancestors may have evolved physiological - not simply behavioural - characteristics associated with monogamy and increased parental care.

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[TheFaQQer]

Go back a couple of million years, and it would be a lot more plausible:

Deleted genes gave humans big brains, spineless penis




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No - I meant I found it hard to believe that MP had had a sheltered existence!