Shaving

[DaveB]

No - I meant I found it hard to believe that MP had had a sheltered existence!

Depends what you mean by sheltered. Raised in safe, secure and loving environment protected from the horrors of the world, or brought up in a bus shelter

[ThomasSoerensen]

Depends what you mean by sheltered. Raised in safe, secure and loving environment protected from the horrors of the world, or brought up in a bus shelter

Both places could be plagued by an infestation of hairy penises. Only cure is waxing of back, crack and sack.

[MaryPoppins]

I find that hard to believe

You've got me bang to rights guv.

[mudskipper]

You've got me bang to rights guv.

Rightly or wrongly, I raised this very question over a beer or 7 with colleagues tonight. Suffice to say, no-one confessed to a hairy penis, though we did get some revelations about ginger / grey pubes. I remain unconvinced...

[d000hg]

If your lucky enough to come from a hairy gene pool you probably have hair growing right up your penis.

Right up the outside, or right up the inside?

Reminded me of this: Candiru - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

In this instance, the victim claimed a candiru swam into his urethra as he urinated while thigh-deep in a river. Jeremy Wade, a British biologist, investigated this incident for the Animal Planet's River Monsters. The victim underwent a two-hour urological surgery to remove the candiru. Dr. D. Scott Smith, Chief of Infectious Diseases at Kaiser Permanente, described the candiru as having spikes to assist it clinging to its host