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    #11
    Oh come on! Who on earth shaves their bollocks?

    Who on earth thinks, I could do with a
    little trim down there???

    I don't believe men do this sort of thing.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      Much easier in the bath with a Mach 3.
      Indeed. I would never let an electric shaver near my face, why I thought my balls were not deserving of the same respect I have no idea.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #13
        I think you secretly want a vagina.

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Oh come on! Who on earth shaves their bollocks?

          Who on earth thinks, I could do with a
          little trim down there???

          I don't believe men do this sort of thing.
          Well, you are a merkin.....
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            ZZ Top balls.

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Oh come on! Who on earth shaves their bollocks?

              Who on earth thinks, I could do with a
              little trim down there???

              I don't believe men do this sort of thing.
              They only do it once! Many years ago my GF at the time was a frisky young thing and we got talking one night about the whole shaven haven thing. She agreed to go for it if i did too so we had a drunken mutual shaving session, the whole lot came off, looked like the last turkey in the shop (mine that is, hers was looking good).

              Now at this time, i was doing building work down in that London with her dad during the week so we all stayed in digs and it was a very grrr, manly environment. Where we stayed was like a hostel with communal showers and shared rooms so it was finish work, all shower and then grub and pub.

              Upon returning to the Big Smoke on Mon, we finished work and went to clean up where I immediately realised what was going to happen as soon as i stepped into the shower room!!! Her dad was a good bloke but, where his daughter was concerned, I didnt think he would see the funny side as he was really protective and wouldn't tolerate any comments off the lads about her. Likewise, I could see endless nicknames in the pipeline. Until I got fuzz back, i had to slip away when it came to shower time or delay and slip in when anyone i knew had finished and I got away with it in the end.

              On a side note, it also itches like buggery, so dont do it.

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                #17
                If you wanted to do this, why not use that moustache cream girls use?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Oh come on! Who on earth shaves their bollocks?

                  Who on earth thinks, I could do with a
                  little trim down there???

                  I don't believe men do this sort of thing.
                  They do. Some ladies like it.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    If you wanted to do this, why not use that moustache cream girls use?
                    Ouchy
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      If you wanted to do this, why not use that moustache cream girls use?
                      I was going for a "thinning out" using the special thinning attachment, rather than totally hairless.

                      I just don't want a huge mess of unruly pubes.
                      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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