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    #id
    Next door neighbour could not even offer the door to them, she is the talk of the street.

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      #id
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      Firemen could not find the hydrant. Two houses now burning.
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      Next door neighbour could not even offer the door to them, she is the talk of the street.
      Was she the owner of the 2nd house?

      Presumably the entire street is gone with now fire engine available. Or are you putting it out by throwing snowballs?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #id
        Apparently it's going to turn cold next week.

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          #id
          Right, that was a shift.

          Got the 2 old brothers in the house, got them tea, made them soup, listened to aviva give an old guy the run around when he was crying in front of me, listened to them crap it when I phoned. Organised accommodation for them and managed their family on the phone when they never bothered to get their soggy arses down the road to deal with the situation. Seen my neighbour close a curtain when a house was burning down across the road.

          I'm going down to oddbins.

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            #id
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            Right, that was a shift.

            Got the 2 old brothers in the house, got them tea, made them soup, listened to aviva give an old guy the run around when he was crying in front of me, listened to them crap it when I phoned. Organised accommodation for them and managed their family on the phone when they never bothered to get their soggy arses down the road to deal with the situation. Seen my neighbour close a curtain when a house was burning down across the road.

            I'm going down to oddbins.
            Well done you.

            Sounds like you've earned it.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #id
              Originally posted by minestrone View Post
              Right, that was a shift.

              Got the 2 old brothers in the house, got them tea, made them soup, listened to aviva give an old guy the run around when he was crying in front of me, listened to them crap it when I phoned. Organised accommodation for them and managed their family on the phone when they never bothered to get their soggy arses down the road to deal with the situation. Seen my neighbour close a curtain when a house was burning down across the road.

              I'm going down to oddbins.
              nice one
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #id
                I think I earned that beer, and it never lasted long.

                There was a time Glasgow folk would do anything for the person on the street. Closing your curtain.

                One of the chaps in in hosptal now, he will be OK but he is 78.

                Anyway, snow, it is really bad out there as I learned on my trip to oddbins.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                  I think I earned that beer, and it never lasted long.

                  There was a time Glasgow folk would do anything for the person on the street. Closing your curtain.

                  One of the chaps in in hosptal now, he will be OK but he is 78.

                  Anyway, snow, it is really bad out there as I learned on my trip to oddbins.
                  Hope you managed to stock up.
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                    Right, that was a shift.

                    Got the 2 old brothers in the house, got them tea, made them soup, listened to aviva give an old guy the run around when he was crying in front of me, listened to them crap it when I phoned. Organised accommodation for them and managed their family on the phone when they never bothered to get their soggy arses down the road to deal with the situation. Seen my neighbour close a curtain when a house was burning down across the road.

                    I'm going down to oddbins.
                    Wow every day something extra ordinary happens to you, almost as if you are making it up (except the part where it always ends in you drinking alcohol).

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by kandr View Post
                      Wow every day something extra ordinary happens to you, almost as if you are making it up (except the part where it always ends in you drinking alcohol).
                      Where do you live?

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