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[Mich the Tester]

The ending is quite good, the monkeys become humans.

I'm waiting for Origin of Species II; the Sequel.

That's where the humans become monkeys.


<pedant alert>
Anyway I think you meant 'Descent of Man'.
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[kandr]

I'm waiting for Origin of Species II; the Sequel.

That's where the humans become monkeys.


<pedant alert>
Anyway I think you meant 'Descent of Man'.
</pedant alert>

I haven't read either so you are probably right.

[Ignis Fatuus]

When I was last in London and commuting on the tube <shudder> I had my Sony e reader and was reading Darwins 'On the Origin of Species'. Its actually quite interesting, but I'm only about half way through. i need another contract down in London to finish it off! Don't think that'll happen for a while though

Fascinating when you reflact that Darwin didn't have genetics to give him an obvious mechanism for evolution.

[northernladuk]

I think the OP should be looking at something like Beano or something that is at a more appropriate level.

[kandr]

I think the OP should be looking at something like Beano or something that is at a more appropriate level.

Uncalled for.

[RichardCranium]

Uncalled for.

Well, you don't like wordy newspapers, you don't like reading books, you don't want to spend a pound a day.

How about some crayons and a bumper colouring book?

[kandr]

Well, you don't like wordy newspapers, you don't like reading books, you don't want to spend a pound a day.

How about some crayons and a bumper colouring book?

I said I didn't like the Times because of the article, and I said I don't like reading books unless I learn something from them (i.e. technical books), just because I don't want to read Gok Wan or Cheryl Cole's latest Autobiography, like you guys do, doesn't mean im dumb, in fact the opposite.

[NotAllThere]

I said I didn't like the Times because of the article,...

Which he clearly didn't read - nor the opinion piece.

Aargh! Not the Daily Heil!

I'm a left wing, tree hugging, lentil muncher, a beeding heart namby pamby wishy washy airy fairy hand wringing fckwit. Can I get away with reading the Telegraph? A damn fine bourgeois running dog Tory rag IMHO.

As you're a lentil muncher, you are permitted the Torygraph.

ok, the telegraph for you,
only because you are arty farty as well

That'll be those lentils.

I buy The Telegraph every day...The Times is too left wing for me...The Guardian is read by fools and all the other papers (Mail, Sun etc) are no better than comics...

And the Independant? (Does it exist any more?).

Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:

The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country;
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
And The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?
Bernard: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.

[cailin maith]

The ending is quite good, the monkeys become humans.

[sasguru]

I said I didn't like the Times because of the article, and I said I don't like reading books unless I learn something from them (i.e. technical books), just because I don't want to read Gok Wan or Cheryl Cole's latest Autobiography, like you guys do, doesn't mean im dumb, in fact the opposite.

No I think you're very dumb, cretinous in fact, since you don't seem to think that you can learn anything from serious literature.
I recommend Viz for someone at your intellectual level.

HTH