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    #31
    so we are looking for a sulphate based iron oxide life form that eats asparagus and has bulging eyes.

    It's life Jim



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      #32
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Give it couple of billion years and Martian evolution will inevitably result in creation of spasguru creatures...

      The only hope is that due to high latency of communications between Mars and Earth they won't be able to post tulip here as near as much as our own spasguru does...
      read the article closely, it clearly states that the soil is good for Sasparagurus



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        #33
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        read the article closely, it clearly states that the soil is good for Sasparagurus
        Is this "para" bit referring to paratrooper or paraolympic?

        IGMC.

        P.S. Parasitic surely?

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          #34
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          It's life Jim
          But not as we know it

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            #35
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Sulfates may be acceptable to Septics.
            but obviously not to Sceptics
            Step outside posh boy

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              #36
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              You'd all better get a move on if you want the utopia planitia shipyards in business.
              Aint going to happen. And the galaxy isnt teeming with intelligent life either. If it did, we wouldnt need to be searching for 50 years for their signal.

              We'd see evidence of them easily, even with current technology. Also, one intelligent species could, travelling at only 1% the speed of light, colonise the whole Milky Way galaxy in around 15 million years. (Some say 10 million, some say 20 or maybe even 50 million.)

              We dont see any evidence of this in a galaxy more than 13 billion years old and supposedly, teeming with other intelligent civilisations.

              We are, probably, the oldest and most intelligent lifeform in the galaxy at this time.
              I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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                #37
                Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
                And the galaxy isnt teeming with intelligent life either. If it did, we wouldnt need to be searching for 50 years for their
                Judging by this planet you are correct.

                If there was intelligence life in this Galaxy Nu Liebor would never get elected

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

                  We are, probably, the oldest and most intelligent lifeform in the galaxy at this time.
                  I agree. If there was a more intelligent lifeform than us they would have found us. As they haven't , which means they are dumber than us.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                    I agree. If there was a more intelligent lifeform than us they would have found us. As they haven't , which means they are dumber than us.
                    not neccesarily. We have discovered Bonobo monkeys, but I dont think they appreciate it properly yet




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