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    #11
    What job dosn't get a little boring afer a while?
    I keep searching for a career change on Jobsearch but apparently there isn't a lot of call for a designer vagina tester.

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      #12
      how does one become a developer, have asked the developers here but most of them appear to be asleep?

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        #13
        being seroius for a moment, what would you do if forced to change career, if IT went tits up, maybe a plumber or a lawyer or a beer swilling dole lay about

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          #14
          wtf is the point of multiple pages when I can even seen waht I've posted


          ah thats the advantage
          Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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            #15
            Originally posted by sunnysan
            If we have recession again, get yourslef down to the local temping agency and go and work on a building site or for a scaffolding company for 6 months.

            You will love IT after that
            Or like an Aussie guy I met in London once, his job was packing Videos into boxes from 10pm - 6am every night.

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              #16
              lawyer or a beer swilling dole lay about
              Knowing a few lawyers, I think that it is them that do the beer swilling.

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                #17
                knew it was worth studying for 3 years, just told some spud how to use word, spare me

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Joe Black
                  Or like an Aussie guy I met in London once, his job was packing Videos into boxes from 10pm - 6am every night.

                  Fudge Packing is NOT a legitimate career

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Phoenix
                    Fudge Packing is NOT a legitimate career
                    could be if you were a Gardener in a hilly region.
                    SA says;
                    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    (whatever these are)

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Epith
                      knew it was worth studying for 3 years, just told some spud how to use word, spare me

                      Twenty years of schoolin'
                      And they put you on the day shift

                      Look out kid
                      They keep it all hid

                      Better jump down a manhole
                      Light yourself a candle

                      Don't wear sandals
                      Try to avoid the scandals

                      Get jailed, jump bail
                      Join the army, if you fail

                      Look out kid
                      You're gonna get hit

                      By losers, cheaters
                      Six-time users

                      Girl by the whirlpool
                      Lookin' for a new fool

                      Don't follow leaders
                      Watch the parkin' meters


                      Don't wanna be a bum
                      You better chew gum

                      The pump don't work
                      'Cause the vandals took the handles


                      What ??
                      Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 9 November 2005, 13:14.

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