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Apart from yesterday when I was stung (just casually walking down the street
- my missus always says not flap about when a wasp comes so one day while sitting on the bus while a wasp buzzed around I took her advice and sat still. The b'stard flew over and stung me on the neck
- sitting in the front room there was a wasp flying about and I went searching for something to smack it with. The sound disappeared and then re-appeared in the vicinity of my knee but not so loud. The bugger had flown up my trouser leg and stung me on the back of the knee before I could drop my keks
- riding my motorbike one flew between the gap of my helmet and my jacket and proceeded to continue downwards. I braked, dropped the bike and attempted to get my jacket off but too late. It stung me on my belly
Even being bitten by a wild dog and having 15 injections in my stomach against rabies doesn't give the the pain and agony of a wasp sting.