Hate mail

[Rookie]

with your left hand (assuming your right handed and for the purpose of none identification) write "liar liar pants on fire" and drop it off at her house mailbox

how big is her dad?

And it that doesn't do the trick, kidnap the cat.

[chef]

My daughter has often been mocked in her class for being the slowest for any class exercise.

is she fat? put her on a diet
is she unfit? get her out on a bike at weekends
if it's a language thing then I can fully understand her pain, move to an English speaking country..

sorry, not much help

[BrilloPad]

There are always bullies around and one has to learn to deal with them.

Obviously you dont want things to get out of hand : but maybe your daughter should deal with this?

i.e. she should be the rooftop sniper!

[Platypus]

Mock up a letter from the German Truth and Reconciliation Committee accusing her grand father of being a Nazi murderer, include plenty of juicy details.

Then make sure it's accidentally sent to the wrong address, preferably the local gossip, or maybe the class teacher?

Perhaps the letter should add that copies are being sent to the parents of all the children in the same class as the grand-daughter classmates must be made aware, by law.

Then pray to Christ you don't get caught.

[Platypus]

And it that doesn't do the trick, kidnap the cat.

Or boil the bunny?

[cailin maith]

Tell the other parents your kid got head lice form this girl... she will be a social outcast for a day or two then, see how she likes it.

[TykeMerc]

Nuke the house from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

[Rookie]

Or boil the bunny?

Is that a euphemism?

[Zippy]

Firstly tell your daughter that some arse has sent her a nasty note.

Copy said note and post a few copies around the neighbourhood asking for information, does anyone recognise the handwriting etc. You may not get a response but the little gobsh!te will almost certainly be punished.

Or cut the brake cables on the kid's bike.

[expat]

Tell the other parents your kid got head lice form this girl... she will be a social outcast for a day or two then, see how she likes it.