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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostMy daughter has often been mocked in her class for being the slowest for any class exercise.
is she unfit? get her out on a bike at weekends
if it's a language thing then I can fully understand her pain, move to an English speaking country..
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There are always bullies around and one has to learn to deal with them.
Obviously you dont want things to get out of hand : but maybe your daughter should deal with this?
i.e. she should be the rooftop sniper!Comment
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Mock up a letter from the German Truth and Reconciliation Committee accusing her grand father of being a Nazi murderer, include plenty of juicy details.
Then make sure it's accidentally sent to the wrong address, preferably the local gossip, or maybe the class teacher?
Perhaps the letter should add that copies are being sent to the parents of all the children in the same class as the grand-daughter classmates must be made aware, by law.
Then pray to Christ you don't get caught.Comment
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Originally posted by Rookie View PostAnd it that doesn't do the trick, kidnap the cat.Comment
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Tell the other parents your kid got head lice form this girl... she will be a social outcast for a day or two then, see how she likes it.Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostOr boil the bunny?I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Firstly tell your daughter that some arse has sent her a nasty note.
Copy said note and post a few copies around the neighbourhood asking for information, does anyone recognise the handwriting etc. You may not get a response but the little gobsh!te will almost certainly be punished.
Or cut the brake cables on the kid's bike.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostTell the other parents your kid got head lice form this girl... she will be a social outcast for a day or two then, see how she likes it.Comment
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