Dog wee

[Platypus]

I went around to the ex wifes flat a few years ago. She had cut me out of the wedding photo and put David Essex in my place

If that's true, it's very funny!

[EternalOptimist]

If that's true, it's very funny!

oh it's true.


she was the 'cyber bitch from hell'

[BrollyBonce]

I suggest you also request the EU arrange the destruction of all birds that might fly near your car.

I suggest you request the government arrange the destruction of all insects in the country in case they splat on your windscreen.

I suggest you ask your council to wash the pavement and roads you intend to drive on each day in case they are dirty.

Alternatively, go to California where surreal mentalists like you are happy.

[d000hg]

To be boring, why not just phone the council and say your street has a problem with dog fouling. It should be their job, not the police's. As long as you can be sure they won't tell anyone who complained, it's worth a shot... or you could use a false name or refuse to tell them.

[Board Game Geek]

Friends of mine have a dog that likes to chew parts of their garden ornaments.

Solution ?

They brought a special spray, that deters dogs and cats from going too close to the ornaments. Got it in Pet's World or some such place.

Works as well.

The spray is safe for humans, and also kind to furniture, since it can be used on carpets, upholstery, etc

So I'd assume it's probably ok for alloy wheels as well.

[Money Money Money]

Friends of mine have a dog that likes to chew parts of their garden ornaments.

Solution ?

They brought a special spray, that deters dogs and cats from going too close to the ornaments. Got it in Pet's World or some such place.

Works as well.

The spray is safe for humans, and also kind to furniture, since it can be used on carpets, upholstery, etc

So I'd assume it's probably ok for alloy wheels as well.

What about dog tulip? Surely that can't smell any worse?

[Drewster]

What about dog tulip? Surely that can't smell any worse?

MMM You are a genius!! To stop the dog p*ssing on his car wheels all he needs to do is rub dog tulip into the wheels!! Awesome!!!

[EternalOptimist]

[QUOTE=Board Game Geek;800336]
They brought a special spray, that deters dogs and cats from going too close to the ornaments. Got it in Pet's World or some such place.
[QUOTE]

I was in one of those pet shops recently, specialises in lizards, snakes, spiders, tortoises etc.

They were seeling a product called 'MouseMaker'. the idea is that it's difficult sometimes to get a snake to eat a mouse, so you have to spray it to make it succulent and attractive.


http://www.underworldproducts.co.uk/...s-mouse-maker/

[Gravy Train]

Friends of mine have a dog that likes to chew parts of their garden ornaments.

Solution ?

They brought a special spray, that deters dogs and cats from going too close to the ornaments. Got it in Pet's World or some such place.

Works as well.

The spray is safe for humans, and also kind to furniture, since it can be used on carpets, upholstery, etc

So I'd assume it's probably ok for alloy wheels as well.

Actually, the missus went out and bought something called CataPult - not tried it yet but will be spraying the stuff all over my freshly polished car... and the back garden area too - hopefully this will also deter the neighbours cats from parading over the back fence.

And for the chump who suggested I request the EU to detstroy all birds who fly overhead, dogs these days have owners. This one in partiucular most probably stood back to allow his chav accessory to p#ss on my Porsche (he also lets is carp all over the pavement without clearing it away).
Probably jealousy from this low life, I know, but hopefully it won't happen again.
Thanks for your suggestions!

[Money Money Money]

MMM You are a genius!! To stop the dog p*ssing on his car wheels all he needs to do is rub dog tulip into the wheels!! Awesome!!!

I was refering to me mums lab eating tulip!