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Men

My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

When will you be back?

I can't tell you that. It's classified.
 
You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
What is it?
It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.
 
The thing is, a person-centred counsellor would never tell anyone why they did anything. Rogers main criteria for PCT were congruence, empathy and unconditional positive regard, a therapist/counsellor might offer an insight, very tentatively, but the main idea of PCT is that the right environment is provided for the client to find their own truth/answers/insights.


:spel

Charge idiots for not doing anything.
 
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
 
Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.

Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.

Cream?

No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.
 

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