tulip man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
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I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
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My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
When will you be back?
I can't tell you that. It's classified.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
What is it?
It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.Hard Brexit now!
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Damn: I picked a bad day to quit smoking.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostThe thing is, a person-centred counsellor would never tell anyone why they did anything. Rogers main criteria for PCT were congruence, empathy and unconditional positive regard, a therapist/counsellor might offer an insight, very tentatively, but the main idea of PCT is that the right environment is provided for the client to find their own truth/answers/insights.

Charge idiots for not doing anything.Comment
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There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?Comment
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Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
Cream?
No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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in ages shirley
Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.Comment
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