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If the mods are going to stop me swearing, I'll have to swear in bananas now!Last edited by administrator; 24 October 2007, 22:09. Reason: You can swear to yourself now :p Have a banana on me.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
If the mods are going to stop me swearing, I'll have to swear in bananas now!Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostYou would not believe how long that took me to write!Comment
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A deadline is a boundary where a person may cross only at the risk of death. Derived from prison systems, wherein if a prisoner escaped the deadline boundary he was to be shot downComment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostA deadline is a boundary where a person may cross only at the risk of death. Derived from prison systems, wherein if a prisoner escaped the deadline boundary he was to be shot downComment
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Originally posted by Zorba View PostIsn't that celebrating banana smiley thing arguably the most joyful, celebratory thing you've ever seen? It's not just a cheesy smiley, which implies that it might at some point stop grinning so inanely - the banana IS joy.Comment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postzorba you are so right. that dancing banana is the single most significant thing on this site.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostEspecially swearing dancing bananas!Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.Comment
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