Doing Ramadan

[Mailman]

I find it strange that Muslims are teased about the bacon thing, Jews don't eat bacon too and no one seems to tease them about it.

The reason they arent hassled about pigs is cause everyone is preoccupied with accusing them of running the worlds media, running america, being behind every major world tragedy since time started, being behind every minor world tragady since time started and so on!

Mailman

[Andy2]

do wimmin get 70 virgin blokes?..if so would that be any fun?

can you imagine the mess
and how slippery it will be

[Lucy]

The reason they arent hassled about pigs is cause everyone is preoccupied with accusing them of running the worlds media, running america, being behind every major world tragedy since time started, being behind every minor world tragady since time started and so on!

Mailman

Nope.

That is just you, mailman.

[Clippy]

The reason they arent hassled about pigs is cause everyone is preoccupied with accusing them of running the worlds media, running america, being behind every major world tragedy since time started, being behind every minor world tragady since time started and so on!

Mailman

ZZZzzzzz.

[SandyDown]

Ok this morning I discovered TOM* has arrived, I know women are not supposed to fast when TOM arrives, was told this is because they would get extra dehydrated with fluids output and no fluid input, but I was worried I'll get out of the fasting habit, so I decided to continue my fasting, but man I really did feel dehydrated, even worse I got terrible cramps (the usual monthly) and I couldn't take Anadin tablets, at lunch time I went to Boots and asked at the pharmacy whether they have a pain relief that can be taken as a skin patch - and they did, only it was a huge sticker that required to be stuck on the forehead so didn't think its a good idea for me to sit in the office with a huge white sticker stuck to my forehead


Anyho, I completed another day of fasting and am pleased hope God is not annoyed with me for fasting during TOM, but I reckon God is lovely and understanding


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*Tom= time of the month

[Clippy]

Ok this morning I discovered TOM* has arrived, I know women are not supposed to fast when TOM arrives, was told this is because they would get extra dehydrated with fluids output and no fluid input, but I was worried I'll get out of the fasting habit, so I decided to continue my fasting, but man I really did feel dehydrated, even worse I got terrible cramps (the usual monthly) and I couldn't take Anadin tablets, at lunch time I went to Boots and asked at the pharmacy whether they have a pain relief that can be taken as a skin patch - and they did, only it was a huge sticker that required to be stuck on the forehead so didn't think its a good idea for me to sit in the office with a huge white sticker stuck to my forehead


Anyho, I completed another day of fasting and am pleased hope God is not annoyed with me for fasting during TOM, but I reckon God is lovely and understanding


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*Tom= time of the month

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http://img105.mytextgraphics.com/spa...254d765405.gif

For a minute there I thought you had included a picture of TOM in the footer of your post.

Phew, that was close.

[xoggoth]

Cor! Yeh! Piccies. Love women's bodily functions me!!! My favourite! God does too, he told me so. (We are very close)

[Lucy]

Sandy I am still confused, are you muslim?

[Troll]

Ok this morning I discovered TOM* has arrived, I know women are not supposed to fast when TOM arrives, was told this is because they would get extra dehydrated with fluids output and no fluid input, but I was worried I'll get out of the fasting habit, so I decided to continue my fasting, but man I really did feel dehydrated, even worse I got terrible cramps (the usual monthly) and I couldn't take Anadin tablets, at lunch time I went to Boots and asked at the pharmacy whether they have a pain relief that can be taken as a skin patch - and they did, only it was a huge sticker that required to be stuck on the forehead so didn't think its a good idea for me to sit in the office with a huge white sticker stuck to my forehead


Anyho, I completed another day of fasting and am pleased hope God is not annoyed with me for fasting during TOM, but I reckon God is lovely and understanding


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*Tom= time of the month

• Using a religious thing to help you stick to a diet?
• Observing the religious thing in solidarity to your oppressed brothers & sisters?
• Diarising your miserable existence in the hope that some of us give a sh*t?

Looks like it's #3 then

[sasguru]

• Using a religious thing to help you stick to a diet?
• Observing the religious thing in solidarity to your oppressed brothers & sisters?
• Diarising your miserable existence in the hope that some of us give a sh*t?

Looks like it's #3 then

At least she doesn't create a thread on Sunday morning and then post 3 posts to herself in succession, you sad khoont.