Quick!

[Dundeegeorge]

No money

I'm guessing that RH has got someone preggers.

Am I right, can I claim my £5.

but if you're very good and don't tell anyone else, we'll get Marco Pierre White to cook the placenta for you, how's that?

[DBA_bloke]

So, which is it?

Tits or wheels?

Dum bint or wheelchair bound geek with a chip on his shoulder?

Is that a quote from Shakespeare? Punchy, clever stuff, with the telling bloom of real imagination.

[Sockpuppet]

but if you're very good and don't tell anyone else, we'll get Marco Pierre White to cook the placenta for you, how's that?

Nigella Lawson and we have a deal.

[Lucy]

They wouldn't have to bend down to give you a munch?

I think he is trying to tell us something.

Don't be ashamed Churchill.

[Dundeegeorge]

You can't cook Nigella Lawson

Nigella Lawson and we have a deal.

You'd have to eat her raw.
Erm, shome mishtake shirley?

[Churchill]

I think he is trying to tell us something.

Don't be ashamed Churchill.

We never said whether the cross-dressing midget was male or female, now did we?

[Lucy]

We never said whether the cross-dressing midget was male or female, now did we?

Like I said, no need to feel ashamed. I'm sure you can get help for that kind of thing.

Just put a little x

[Churchill]

Like I said, no need to feel ashamed. I'm sure you can get help for that kind of thing.

Just put a little x

x

[Sockpuppet]

You'd have to eat her raw.
Erm, shome mishtake shirley?

I'd eat Nigella any which way but loose.

[Dundeegeorge]

Oh hi Lucy

Is Trisha finished then?
Jeremy Kyle will be on soon, so I guess you'll have to be quick, eh?