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    #41
    No money

    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    I'm guessing that RH has got someone preggers.

    Am I right, can I claim my £5.
    but if you're very good and don't tell anyone else, we'll get Marco Pierre White to cook the placenta for you, how's that?
    Why not?

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      #42
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      So, which is it?

      Tits or wheels?

      Dum bint or wheelchair bound geek with a chip on his shoulder?
      Is that a quote from Shakespeare? Punchy, clever stuff, with the telling bloom of real imagination.

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        #43
        Originally posted by Dundeegeorge View Post
        but if you're very good and don't tell anyone else, we'll get Marco Pierre White to cook the placenta for you, how's that?
        Nigella Lawson and we have a deal.

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          #44
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          They wouldn't have to bend down to give you a munch?
          I think he is trying to tell us something.

          Don't be ashamed Churchill.

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            #45
            You can't cook Nigella Lawson

            Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
            Nigella Lawson and we have a deal.
            You'd have to eat her raw.
            Erm, shome mishtake shirley?
            Why not?

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              #46
              Originally posted by Lucy View Post
              I think he is trying to tell us something.

              Don't be ashamed Churchill.
              We never said whether the cross-dressing midget was male or female, now did we?

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                #47
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                We never said whether the cross-dressing midget was male or female, now did we?
                Like I said, no need to feel ashamed. I'm sure you can get help for that kind of thing.

                Just put a little x

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                  Like I said, no need to feel ashamed. I'm sure you can get help for that kind of thing.

                  Just put a little x
                  x

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge View Post
                    You'd have to eat her raw.
                    Erm, shome mishtake shirley?
                    I'd eat Nigella any which way but loose.

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                      #50
                      Oh hi Lucy

                      Is Trisha finished then?
                      Jeremy Kyle will be on soon, so I guess you'll have to be quick, eh?
                      Why not?

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