Quick!

[Dundeegeorge]

Sheesh, get a life

Flubster - grown men, I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted.

Sas - Me, a geek? From someone whose avatar is Batman. Irony is just an alien concept to you, isn't it.

DBABloke - King Leer, fair enough, but your picture isn't very representative of Sid is it? For example he looks sober and he doesn't appear to be hitting a woman in that picture.

[Churchill]

Have I become confused? Are you a bloke then? I have been mislead. I must try harder to keep up.

I think we may have jumped to conclusions.

IIRC, DBA Bint made a comment about a certain tagline "If it has Tits or wheels, it'll give you trouble."

I assumed that this meant DBA Bint had tits. Maybe we're wrong! Maybe DBA Bint has wheels and is a Spaz!!!

That'd explain a few things...

[Flubster]

Flubster - grown men, I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted.

Why. Are you a dwarf, or a tranny?

[The Lone Gunman]

I think we may have jumped to conclusions.

IIRC, DBA Bint made a comment about a certain tagline "If it has Tits or wheels, it'll give you trouble."

I assumed that this meant DBA Bint had tits. Maybe we're wrong! Maybe DBA Bint has wheels and is a Spaz!!!

That'd explain a few things...

Thats it.
I think you need to eat more of those biscuits with a high PC content, you seem to have gone all offensive there.

I liked that tag line I want it on a T-shirt (I now want a picture of a bird in a wheelchair on the back too).

[DBA_bloke]

I think we may have jumped to conclusions.

IIRC, DBA Bint made a comment about a certain tagline "If it has Tits or wheels, it'll give you trouble."

I assumed that this meant DBA Bint had tits. Maybe we're wrong! Maybe DBA Bint has wheels and is a Spaz!!!

That'd explain a few things...

Churchill, do you spell arsehole with a capital "I"?

[Dundeegeorge]

Does it have to be one or the other?

Why. Are you a dwarf, or a tranny?

So people of restricted height aren't allowed to cross-dress in your world then? Fascist!

[Churchill]

Thats it.
I think you need to eat more of those biscuits with a high PC content, you seem to have gone all offensive there.

I liked that tag line I want it on a T-shirt (I now want a picture of a bird in a wheelchair on the back too).

Nope, nothing to do with diet, I'm always like this when someone is offensive to me.

[Churchill]

Churchill, do you spell arsehole with a capital "I"?

Nope, It starts with a "D", closely followed by a "B" and then an "A" the rest you can work out for yourself.

[Dundeegeorge]

Well

Nope, It starts with a "D", closely followed by a "B" and then an "A" the rest you can work out for yourself.

You're perhaps being overgenerous there Churchill.......

[DBA_bloke]

Nope, It starts with a "D", closely followed by a "B" and then an "A" the rest you can work out for yourself.

I will ignore that and, in a gentlemanly manner, allow you an hour to browse the web and come up with something wittier, because that was a yawn-inducing, tired, flabby fart of a retort.