Quick!

[Flubster]

So people of restricted height aren't allowed to cross-dress in your world then? Fascist!

Not at all. At least you wouldn't have to pay VAT on kids clothes, although I don't think they do your type of lingerie for dwarves.

Please change the subject. I haven't had it for a couple of days at the last thing I want for a turn on is talking of about cross-dressing dwarves.

[DBA_bloke]

You're perhaps being overgenerous there Churchill.......

Thanks, Bosie.

[The Lone Gunman]

Oh I do so enjoy a good handbagging.

Could you liven it up a bit though girls, more scratching and hair pulling please.

[DBA_bloke]

Not at all. At least you wouldn't have to pay VAT on kids clothes, although I don't think they do your type of lingerie for dwarves.

Please change the subject. I haven't had it for a couple of days at the last thing I want for a turn on is talking of about cross-dressing dwarves.

Even cute ones?

[Dundeegeorge]

Well done, well done

that was nowhere near an hour googling. You must have lucked into that one.

[Sockpuppet]

Thanks Sal!

Do you think I should tell everyone then?

No - they'll just give you stick!

Although I can tell you're dying to...

I'm guessing that RH has got someone preggers.

Am I right, can I claim my £5.

[Flubster]

Even cute ones?

How, for the love of God, could a cross dressing dwarf ever be seen as cute? I don't want to put any further thought into that...at all.

[DBA_bloke]

How, for the love of God, could a cross dressing dwarf ever be seen as cute? I don't want to put any further thought into that...at all.

Stilts and a miniskirt?

[Churchill]

I will ignore that and, in a gentlemanly manner, allow you an hour to browse the web and come up with something wittier, because that was a yawn-inducing, tired, flabby fart of a retort.

So, which is it?

Tits or wheels?

Dum bint or wheelchair bound geek with a chip on his shoulder?

[Churchill]

How, for the love of God, could a cross dressing dwarf ever be seen as cute? I don't want to put any further thought into that...at all.

They wouldn't have to bend down to give you a munch?