Smoking ban

[Board Game Geek]

I've got seven staff who smoke
Fag breaks cost me more in lost man hours due to sneaky fag breaks than the fags cost them.

I pity your poor staff if you have taken the time to stopwatch them on their fag breaks.

I assume you also have bowel movement and wee expulsion records of your staff. I also assume that when a member meets another at the coffee machine, and has a 2 minute chat about last night's telly, that too is recorded in your "little black book" ?

My, the Fuhrer would have been so proud.

[Board Game Geek]

I'm looking forward to the ban, even though I smoke.

The reason is, the anti-smoking nazi's will have secured a significant victory and as such I shally meekly comply.

It is therefore only fair, that I reciprocate the impingement on my personal freedoms and liberties and engage in a zealous campaign of asking the anti-smoking nazi's to justify their carbon footprint and mercilessly hounding them over every non carbon-neutral activity they enjoy.

And when someone cottons on to my reverse vindictive behaviour, and says

"But Geek, you were poisoning those around you",

I shall reply,

"Perhaps. But you are killing the whole fekking planet"

[Diver]

I pity your poor staff if you have taken the time to stopwatch them on their fag breaks.

I assume you also have bowel movement and wee expulsion records of your staff. I also assume that when a member meets another at the coffee machine, and has a 2 minute chat about last night's telly, that too is recorded in your "little black book" ?

My, the Fuhrer would have been so proud.

Time and motion studies rule

Signed: Adolf

[Moscow Mule]

I can't understand why a (presumably) sane person would want to continue smoking under the barrage of evidence suggesting it will end your life early.

I also can't understand why you'd want to smell all the time but I guess that's a personal preference.

[Let-Me-In]

Ban it....woohoooo....

[Cooperinliverp00l]

Ok i love these polls but how do you set them up ? how do you select the options for people to choose ?

[King Cnvt]

Ok i love these polls but how do you set them up ? how do you select the options for people to choose ?

There is a CUK training course on how to setup polls held every month in various parts of the country. Email the admins here for prices and dates.

HTH

[chicane]

I can't understand why a (presumably) sane person would want to continue smoking under the barrage of evidence suggesting it will end your life early.

As does fat, sugar, lack of exercise, alcohol, stress, pollution and all the other 'bad' things to which we expose ourselves in excess. Hey, let's all lock ourselves in climate controlled pods and run on a treadmill whilst eating lettuce.

Disclaimer: I'm not a smoker...

[Churchill]

Education not legislation!!!

[shaunbhoy]

This one particularly narks me because of all the self rightous ponces saying "you are killing me" who are not willing to walk out of the door for the good of their health but are quite happy to push others out.

Why the fook should non-smokers have to leave in order that self-indulgent smokers can continue polluting the pub that the non-smoking majority wish to enjoy a pint in?
I agree bans are not a good thing per se, but sometimes they are the only solution. Education quite simply does not work effectively enough due to the selfish nature of so many of the nicotine addicts.