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I got this problem

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EternalOptimist

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A friend of mine (I use the term loosly) has become a bit weird lately and I need some advice on how to deal with the problem.
First off he came up to Leeds to my 30th without being invited, sh@gged the local transvestite then starts banging on about 'norvern wimmin' having no scrupes.
He goes on and on about how hard he works answering the phone for 14 hours a day then says he gets to answer the phone because of his determination, 'its nothing to do with luck'.
What a toss pot.
Next he starts to organise a 'boys holiday' even though I told him my missus wouldnt be happy. He went ahead anyway, coming out with sh1te like 'she'll understand', 'she's only a bird', 'She'll be gone in a few months when your bonus is all spent'

Calls himself a mate - he's a complete geeky prat.

Advice please




:rolleyes:
 
EternalOptimist said:
A friend of mine (I use the term loosly) has become a bit weird lately and I need some advice on how to deal with the problem.
First off he came up to Leeds to my 30th without being invited, sh@gged the local transvestite then starts banging on about 'norvern wimmin' having no scrupes.
He goes on and on about how hard he works answering the phone for 14 hours a day then says he gets to answer the phone because of his determination, 'its nothing to do with luck'.
What a toss pot.
Next he starts to organise a 'boys holiday' even though I told him my missus wouldnt be happy. He went ahead anyway, coming out with sh1te like 'she'll understand', 'she's only a bird', 'She'll be gone in a few months when your bonus is all spent'

Calls himself a mate - he's a complete geeky prat.

Advice please




:rolleyes:


What are scrupes?
 
Let-Me-In said:
If you only have 45mm, then I assume your missus is none too happy. Do not fear, I will pray for you... :rollin:
This usually applies to width so I suspect his missus will be more than happy with 45mm...up the harris!
 

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