I got this problem

[alreadypacked]

Are you from Dublin, London or Goa?

If you don't mind me asking, that is.

That's my itinerary, currently on contract in Dublin. (5 weeks and counting down) Then to London I have a promise of a job in Docklands for 3 month, but they are already talking extension, I can’t as I have run out of days, non-resident. So I may be looking for something when I get to London.

Then Goa for Christmas and the New Year, currently building some apartments so I hope they will be finished on time. Then I will have somewhere to sleep when I get there.
If the tax man is asking this year I am resident in Zurich.

[Board Game Geek]

Advice please

Tell him you can't make the gig, because you and anyone else who has been in direct or indirect contact with the transvestite needs to urgently visit the local STD clinic for an HIV test. Make up a letter on your PC that looks official or something.

Should give him the willies.

(Or was it him giving her/him the willies ?)