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lunch

Maxamus said:
6x bananas
4x tangerines
2x cheese and unuion walkers
2x snicker flapjacks
1x bottle of coke

I like the way you start off healthy, then end up eating and drinking crap.
 
VectraMan said:
I like the way you start off healthy, then end up eating and drinking crap.

bit like my whole day.
I start off with Special K, pint of milk, OJ, apple and a banana.
Lunch is also healthy and i drink water all day.
When it hits 3.30-4.00 and I'm bored out of my head I can hear the vending machine calling me. Coke and BBQ Hula hoops. Bollox.
Thing is I've got a draw full of fruit and nut bars so when the above urge starts I should be eating those instead.
 
TheRightStuff said:
bit like my whole day.
I start off with Special K, pint of milk, OJ, apple and a banana.
Lunch is also healthy and i drink water all day.
When it hits 3.30-4.00 and I'm bored out of my head I can hear the vending machine calling me. Coke and BBQ Hula hoops. Bollox.
Thing is I've got a draw full of fruit and nut bars so when the above urge starts I should be eating those instead.

Yummm.....BBQ Hula Hoops...... :tongue
 
I used to have a magic lunch-box.
I'd come home in the evening and leave it on the kitchen worktop.
In the morning it would be in the fridge, filled with food.

This started soon after I got married, but didn't last for very long.
 
TheRightStuff said:
...Thing is I've got a draw full of fruit and nut bars so when the above urge starts I should be eating those instead.

Cadbury's Fruit and Nut Bars? Yum.
 
wobbegong said:
Bloody hell, Max! SIX bananas?!?

Count them . . . :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

This is 29 Acacia Road.
And this is Max, the schoolboy who leads an exciting double-life.
For when Max eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
Max is Bananaman, ever alert for the call to action.
 
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