Originally posted by Maxamus
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I like the way you start off healthy, then end up eating and drinking crap.Will work inside IR35. Or for food. -
it has to be done to keep my body in equalibrium.Originally posted by VectraManI like the way you start off healthy, then end up eating and drinking crap.
I cant be too healthy can i......Keep it clean!!!Comment
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bit like my whole day.Originally posted by VectraManI like the way you start off healthy, then end up eating and drinking crap.
I start off with Special K, pint of milk, OJ, apple and a banana.
Lunch is also healthy and i drink water all day.
When it hits 3.30-4.00 and I'm bored out of my head I can hear the vending machine calling me. Coke and BBQ Hula hoops. Bollox.
Thing is I've got a draw full of fruit and nut bars so when the above urge starts I should be eating those instead.Comment
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Yummm.....BBQ Hula Hoops......Originally posted by TheRightStuffbit like my whole day.
I start off with Special K, pint of milk, OJ, apple and a banana.
Lunch is also healthy and i drink water all day.
When it hits 3.30-4.00 and I'm bored out of my head I can hear the vending machine calling me. Coke and BBQ Hula hoops. Bollox.
Thing is I've got a draw full of fruit and nut bars so when the above urge starts I should be eating those instead.
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I used to have a magic lunch-box.
I'd come home in the evening and leave it on the kitchen worktop.
In the morning it would be in the fridge, filled with food.
This started soon after I got married, but didn't last for very long.Comment
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Bloody hell, Max! SIX bananas?!?Originally posted by Maxamus6x bananas
4x tangerines
2x cheese and unuion walkers
2x snicker flapjacks
1x bottle of coke
went to tesco last night
Count them . . .
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Cadbury's Fruit and Nut Bars? Yum.Originally posted by TheRightStuff...Thing is I've got a draw full of fruit and nut bars so when the above urge starts I should be eating those instead.Comment
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He'll be counting them in, and counting them out again.Originally posted by wobbegongBloody hell, Max! SIX bananas?!?
Count them . . .

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This is 29 Acacia Road.Originally posted by wobbegongBloody hell, Max! SIX bananas?!?
Count them . . .

And this is Max, the schoolboy who leads an exciting double-life.
For when Max eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
Max is Bananaman, ever alert for the call to action.Last edited by Maxamus; 26 June 2007, 12:38.Keep it clean!!!Comment
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