Wedding!!!

[Captain Lockheed]

Just watch out for that fog on the ..... Tyne!!
Will ruin the photos!!
Unless you are going a bit further north to one of them swanky places on the Coquet? Or maybe the river Blyth??

Seriously though, just make sure you spend your time with each other. Don't be stressing about cakes, seating plans or any of that rubbish on the day. That is what best men and bridesmaids are for. You (hopefully) only do it once and it is one day. You will have a great time.

Any good file share sites?

I'd not waste my p*ss on that river

[SallyAnne]

I'd not waste my p*ss on that river

I'm sure the river is deeply upset by that

[Bagpuss]

Why?

The old 'what has she got that I haven't?'

[theemeestroo]

I'd not waste my p*ss on that river

You saving it for a kids bonfire??

[cojak]

Good Luck Darlin...