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    #31
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Of course yous aren't invited!!

    and the cake?

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      #32
      Originally posted by Burdock
      and the cake?
      ...will all be scoffed by me on the wedding night of course!!

      However...I will be having my hen weekend in London, so you'll all be invited to the Friday night leg of that, where I'l expect you all to tap off my all my mates
      The pope is a tard.

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        #33
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        ...will all be scoffed by me on the wedding night of course!!

        However...I will be having my hen weekend in London, so you'll all be invited to the Friday night leg of that, where I'l expect you all to tap off my all my mates

        now you're talking!!!

        many single mates Sal? er, nice ladies?!?! <cough>

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          #34
          Originally posted by Burdock
          now you're talking!!!

          many single mates Sal? er, nice ladies?!?! <cough>

          All of my mates are stunning - seriously, I dont know why I attract beautiful ladies, but I do.

          Most are attached...but the champagne I'll be hoying down their necks will sever those ties I would have thought

          Plus, it's a hen weekend - there are always dares, which in geordieland can mean doing more than southern lasses would do on a 1 year anniversary

          I really dont know why I'm so proud of that
          The pope is a tard.

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            #35
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            All of my mates are stunning - seriously, I dont know why I attract beautiful ladies, but I do.
            Isn't that how women work i.e. they don't like competition
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #36
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              Plus, it's a hen weekend - there are always dares, which in geordieland can mean doing more than southern lasses would do on a 1 year anniversary
              uh-huhh, I hear ya, I hear ya

              I always think a jeroboam or balthezaar(?!) of champagne is a good idea on these occasions.

              p.s. lousy contractor I am not knowing champagne bottle sizes correctly

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                #37
                Originally posted by Bagpuss
                Isn't that how women work i.e. they don't like competition

                very probably!
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Burdock
                  p.s. lousy contractor I am not knowing champagne bottle sizes correctly
                  yeah you really need to start trying a bit harder Burdock!
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    very probably!
                    That's why paired up blokes get more opportunities than single guys
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss
                      That's why paired up blokes get more opportunities than single guys
                      Why?
                      The pope is a tard.

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