Bender

[freakydancer]

I've gone out and got hammered every day for the last 11 days. Do I have a drink problem?

[lexington_spurs]

2 hands, only one mouth.

not a serious problem, just something to work around.

[sasguru]

I've gone out and got hammered every day for the last 11 days. Do I have a drink problem?

Yes. Next ...

[XTC]

You work in CW & must drink to forget, so no you don't. I feel your pain brother.

[SallyAnne]

I've gone out and got hammered every day for the last 11 days. Do I have a drink problem?

Yes.

You are trying to cover up the fact that you are now old.

HTH

[Rantor]

I've gone out and got hammered every day for the last 11 days. Do I have a drink problem?

If you are asking that question you probably already know the answer and need a get-out clause.

Oh yes, I remember that well at least!

[XTC]

Yes.

You are trying to cover up the fact that you are now old.

HTH

At least he can p!ss standing up.

[XTC]

Actually you're a Geordie lass...

[chef]

I've gone out and got hammered every day for the last 11 days. Do I have a drink problem?

were you that pisshead in the Woodstock last Tuesday telling me that it was £1 cheaper per pint in the scum-ridden pub The Barleycorn over the road?

[Captain Dispensable]

Yes, you obviously need to raise your tolerance to alcohol by drinking more.

It takes 11 days for me to get hammered. Started last week so I don't miss the bank holiday piss-up. Can't be turning up sober, I wouldn't understand a word anyone was slurring.