Bender

[Captain Dispensable]

were you that pisshead in the Woodstock last Tuesday telling me that it was £1 cheaper per pint in the scum-ridden pub The Barleycorn over the road?

No that was the landlord of the Barleycorn trying to drum up business.

[SallyAnne]

Actually you're a Geordie lass...

[XTC]

I'd pay good money to have you beat me.

[SallyAnne]

I'd pay good money to have you beat me.

I knew you were that type

[XTC]

I knew you were that type

You can't say that, I could have you up in court for that.

[SallyAnne]

You can't say that, I could have you up in court for that.

I just said it - and I'd say it again in an instant!

Mwahahahaha!

[XTC]

What?

"Bend down, this is going to hurt you much more than it's going to hurt me"...

And thats bullsh*t for starters, I've got the scars to prove it. And thats all I'm going to say on that topic.

[Flubster]

And thats bullsh*t for starters, I've got the scars to prove it. And thats all I'm going to say on that topic.

I thought we weren't allowed to mention @nal fisting on this forum again?

[SallyAnne]

I thought we weren't allowed to mention @nal fisting on this forum again?

make him tell us the story again (he'll get banned for the, what is it now, 5th time?)

[Sockpuppet]

I thought we weren't allowed to mention @nal fisting on this forum again?

who said anything about a fist. Wok maybe.