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    #41
    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post



    Best laugh I've had so far today
    Oh, you know you'd like to see pictures of me, top off, flexing my guns
    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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      #42
      Originally posted by lorakeen
      as I'm not an aging man with shrinking goolies
      point of order. Goolies get bigger as you get older.
      See You Next Tuesday

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        #43
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

        I think it might still be beaten by reports on AtW's lunch.
        It really wasn't.
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #44
          Originally posted by ladymuck View Post



          Best laugh I've had so far today
          swooning already!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #45
            Originally posted by lorakeen

            apparently not
            Well you're wrong about this as well then.
            At least research your own argument properly.
            And don't argue with older men about what it's like to get old lest you start to sound like more a than previously.
            See You Next Tuesday

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              #46
              Originally posted by lorakeen

              so what are you doing here again?
              We're rifling through the remnants of your credibility to see whether there's something left worth kicking.

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                #47
                Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

                We're rifling through the remnants of your credibility to see whether there's something left worth kicking.
                I'm just here for the p*ss taking ..... well, it is General
                I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

                  We're rifling through the remnants of your credibility to see whether there's something left worth kicking.
                  I think all credibility has been lost, but there may be a bit of dignity we can still destroy.
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by eek View Post

                    I think all credibility has been lost, but there may be a bit of dignity we can still destroy.
                    I thought the dignity was lost when 6 weeks ago it was all ... I'm leaving, got interviews lined up (my experience is you won't get a contract interview 6 weeks out, 2 weeks at best ... but your IT roles may be different), never staying here unless she goes etc .... but apparently a 10% uplift on an average rate was enough all along.
                    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by lorakeen

                      Testicular atrophy confirmed.
                      I think what Lance is on about is that although your testicles get smaller your nut sack gets saggy so it appears to the naked eye your gonads have increased in size, which I would imagine is quite true.

                      I was horrified to find this while I was researching. Running has been uncomfortable most of my life so could be hanging up my running shoes in the near future.
                      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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