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    #61
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Not all speed cameras flash.
    I said that earlier as well. KUATB.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #62
      The real crime here is calling yourself a contractor and not having at least one car each.
      World's Best Martini

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        #63
        Originally posted by v8gaz View Post
        The real crime here is calling yourself a contractor and not having at least one car each.
        we do its just my car comes with fewer car seats & free petrol.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #64
          FTFY

          Originally posted by v8gaz View Post
          The real crime here is calling yourself a contractor and not having a chauffeur to either drive, or take the rap for you.
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #65
            Is the problem that they can't remember who was driving because they were both off their faces on coke?


            Those series 3 CRVs with their displays that rotated - you could get the display to go flat and it was a perfect surface for it.*




            *So I'm told.
            Last edited by WTFH; 6 January 2016, 09:31.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #66
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Doesn't that involve an old tyre & a gallon of petrol?
              Isn't thermite a better alternative?
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #67
                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                Is the problem that they can't remember who was driving because they were both off their faces on coke?


                Those series 3 CRVs with their displays that rotated - you could get the display to go flat and it was a perfect surface for it.*




                *So I'm told.
                Well, they would have needed something to "straighten up" after those, extended, lunch time drinks.
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by Troll View Post
                  Isn't thermite a better alternative?
                  Tesco have an annoying habit of red-flagging it though.

                  Clean-up on Aisle 3. No, wait, 4. No, wait, basement.
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                    #69
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    I have "fun" watching the speed cameras near me when I'm on two feet to see how not to get caught.
                    Isn't the simplest way to not get caught not to speed?

                    That seems to work for me.
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