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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
The real crime here is calling yourself a contractor and not having at least one car each.Comment
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Originally posted by v8gaz View PostThe real crime here is calling yourself a contractor and not having at least one car each.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by v8gaz View PostThe real crime here is calling yourself a contractor and not having a chauffeur to either drive, or take the rap for you.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Is the problem that they can't remember who was driving because they were both off their faces on coke?
Those series 3 CRVs with their displays that rotated - you could get the display to go flat and it was a perfect surface for it.*
*So I'm told.Last edited by WTFH; 6 January 2016, 09:31.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostDoesn't that involve an old tyre & a gallon of petrol?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostIs the problem that they can't remember who was driving because they were both off their faces on coke?
Those series 3 CRVs with their displays that rotated - you could get the display to go flat and it was a perfect surface for it.*
*So I'm told.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostIsn't thermite a better alternative?
Clean-up on Aisle 3. No, wait, 4. No, wait, basement.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI have "fun" watching the speed cameras near me when I'm on two feet to see how not to get caught.
That seems to work for me.Comment
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