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I used a welder. He can always chew through his partially charred wrist.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am a bit surprised as I thought admin's number one priority was answering emails. In fact, he has no other life.
Don't tell me he went to the Christmas mod Gladiator(come as you are) party and has still not escaped from under that sofa bed. Surely its easy enough to erscape using the radiatr key we all carry with us at all times?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Just as long as he out in time to see Ziggy pushed into that canal.....Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI used a welder. He can always chew through his partially charred wrist.Comment
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Shhhh. We don't what Trigger to know our plan.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostJust as long as he out in time to see Ziggy pushed into that canal.....Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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In the interests of continuity, this was in response to a few posts moved here: https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...-software.htmlOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostInneresting.
Lovely.Originally posted by mb31 View PostI think Welcome/FAQ might be the safest bet for me on this forum. I was hoping nobody would respond to my last post by the way and especially those who claim not to have read it.
I know someone on another forum who does nothing but welcome newbies. He lives a simple but happy life.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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An olive branch perhaps?
Thanks NotAllThere for an act of kindness and you've done me a favour (that's genuine not sarcastic).
I didn't even get berated for not using the search function before I asked the question (that is a bit sarcastic).
Lurkers, there's never been a better time to become a newbie. After the mass IR35 exodus we can rise up and fill the vacuum.
"Generations come and generations go but the earth remains forever." Ecclesiastes 1:4
(that's meant to be prophetic not delusional)Comment
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Nope. Just doing what moderators do.Originally posted by mb31 View PostAn olive branch perhaps?
Thanks NotAllThere for an act of kindness and you've done me a favour (that's genuine not sarcastic).Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I always thought that was laugh at everyone. Change a few posts to humiliate people. Roll dice to decide punishment for minor offences. And ban anyone who actually causes you to do any work.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNope. Just doing what moderators do.
Thanks for putting me straight.Comment
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Pleasure...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI always thought that was laugh at everyone. Change a few posts to humiliate people. Roll dice to decide punishment for minor offences. And ban anyone who actually causes you to do any work.
Thanks for putting me straight."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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