Sweaty forehead

[suityou01]

I only ever see fatties sweating from the forehead.

Have you been working out lately Mitch?

 

[BoredBloke]

I guess that means you are full if you are leaking from your forehead!

 

[RichardCranium]

I guess that means you are full if you are leaking from your forehead!

Reminiscent of the old blow-up doll in the brothel story.

Bloke goes into a brothel and says "I'm desperate but I've only got loose change. What can I have that's cheap?"

The mistress says "A wank in the Gents, if you're quick."

Bloke: "But I need a woman, NOW."

Mistress: "Well, the last resort for the drunks and winos is room 99. It's Rubber Betty on a mattress and you can have ten minutes for a quid".

So he goes up to Room 99 in which there is a filthy mattress and an old, worn-out inflatable sex doll.

Seeing how he is gagging for it, he gets down to business and is soon done.

As he goes downstairs, he passes the mistress all happy and smiling.

She asks: "Was that alright for you then?"

"It was great!" he says. "Very, very realistic. She even cries during sex - brilliant."

"DEBBIE!" calls out the mistress. "Empty out Rubber Betty; she's full."