I like this parent.

[barrydidit]

Take Bertie down to the house you used to rent to me. You can introduce him to Charlotte, the Kurd-stabbing crack whore, Stephanie the pink haired 24 hour pyjama wearing teen mum and Rents, the air rifle toting hash-head. Luckily the street isn't as bad as it sounds as, at least, the jocks have f**ked off.......

I don't remember any Kurd-stabbing incidents?

Anyhow, you've forgotten about the 'bike' dealer we met. And the scary gypsy grandma running the pub. Oh, and the other simpleton woman who took a shine to you before her.

You might be onto something here. Nobody has ever done a poverty safari before. Bear visits KFC, the bookies, Lidl, weatherspoons, the STD clinic and the dole office. Sorted

 

[TestMangler]

I don't remember any Kurd-stabbing incidents?

Anyhow, you've forgotten about the 'bike' dealer we met. And the scary gypsy grandma running the pub. Oh, and the other simpleton woman who took a shine to you before her.

You might be onto something here. Nobody has ever done a poverty safari before. Bear visits KFC, the bookies, Lidl, weatherspoons, the STD clinic and the dole office. Sorted

He's got to go to the boozer across the road as well !! (obviously can't use its slightly un-pc name on here )

 

[barrydidit]

He's got to go to the boozer across the road as well !! (obviously can't use its slightly un-pc name on here )

Good point. We'd have to source him a motability scooter to park outside or he wouldn't be accepted by the locals