Home Alone

[doodab]

I can get to the kitchen through the lounge. She should have stuck it to the fridge. oh well, lesson learnt.

Why are you getting the takeaways delivered to the kitchen?

 

[minestrone]

Mrs P departed yesterday to visit family for 10 days and so I have this weekend, all next week (WFH) and that weekend to myself.

Apart from walking the dog twice a day and another commitment for 90 mins on Friday evenings, my time is my own. This is unprecedented in the pondiverse as the only time I ever get to myself is working and/or away working.

So what should I do?

Get a catering size box of pot noodles in.
Dust off the PS3 and learn how to play video games.
Tidy up/laundry/potter.
Build something/bloke projects.
Put the pooch in kennels and fook off somewhere.
Paint the lounge cos I hate the wallpaper.

I need ideas people.

Drug related suggestions are fine, hooker related ones not so much.

Ta muchley.

Order a 10 gram bag of B2/M1M online and run a harthouse compilation on repeat.

Sorted.

 

[hyperD]

so mrs p hasn't given you a list of things to do?

Yeah, that's the normal thing to expect.

If not, knock yourself, or one, out!

 

[original PM]

Order a 10 gram bag of B2/M1M online and run a harthouse compilation on repeat.

Sorted.

wtf is that?

 

[BrilloPad]

wtf is that?

+1

I daren't google it from work.