Home Alone

[Pondlife]

Mrs P departed yesterday to visit family for 10 days and so I have this weekend, all next week (WFH) and that weekend to myself.

Apart from walking the dog twice a day and another commitment for 90 mins on Friday evenings, my time is my own. This is unprecedented in the pondiverse as the only time I ever get to myself is working and/or away working.

So what should I do?

Get a catering size box of pot noodles in.
Dust off the PS3 and learn how to play video games.
Tidy up/laundry/potter.
Build something/bloke projects.
Put the pooch in kennels and fook off somewhere.
Paint the lounge cos I hate the wallpaper.

I need ideas people.

Drug related suggestions are fine, hooker related ones not so much.

Ta muchley.

[Gibbon]

Mrs P departed yesterday to visit family for 10 days and so I have this weekend, all next week (WFH) and that weekend to myself.

Apart from walking the dog twice a day and another commitment for 90 mins on Friday evenings, my time is my own. This is unprecedented in the pondiverse as the only time I ever get to myself is working and/or away working.

So what should I do?

Get a catering size box of pot noodles in.
Dust off the PS3 and learn how to play video games.
Tidy up/laundry/potter.
Build something/bloke projects.
Put the pooch in kennels and fook off somewhere.
Paint the lounge cos I hate the wallpaper.

I need ideas people.

Drug related suggestions are fine, hooker related ones not so much.

Ta muchley.

Turn up the speakers whilst watching porn!

[original PM]

Party at Pondi's!

Bring your own drugs n woman

booze on the house?

[norrahe]

Party at Pondi's!

Bring your own drugs n woman

booze on the house?

Wahey! Open invite.

Everyone throw their radiator keys in the fishbowl on the coffee table when they come in.

[Pondlife]

As long as you wipe your feet and use coasters, you're welcome.

[Troll]

As long as you wipe your feet and use coasters, you're welcome.

Shouldn't you be making people take their shoes off at the door?

[BrilloPad]

Where did Pondy get that sofa? Is it andyw's cast off?

Sorry my gladiator costume is not as good as everyone elses......

[DS23]

so mrs p hasn't given you a list of things to do?

[Pondlife]

so mrs p hasn't given you a list of things to do?

Yes, it's on the dining room table but I haven't seen as I've not been in that room yet.

[eek]

Yes, it's on the dining room table but I haven't seen as I've not been in that room yet.

Can you manager 10 days without entering the room or is it the through route to somewhere important.