He's a real man. Hit them till they can't disagree.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Moral high ground? Not at all. Drunk? No.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostAnd you're claiming the moral highground after allegedly being insulted?
Are you drunk?
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Which of my words exactly personally insulted you?Originally posted by Churchill View PostSick of being personally insulted by AtW - possibly.
I hope not the ones related to your professional assembly skills - posting tulip of a code that did not run and making people use DEBUG to execute it - not even I did that 20 years back when I first started programming
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Ok, I've missed that then. Link?Originally posted by Churchill View Post
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Read from top here: http://forums.contractoruk.com/techn...de-puzzle.htmlOriginally posted by oracleslave View PostOk, I've missed that then. Link?
Post #8 is:
That's his first of the many rude words that he used in that thread.Originally posted by Churchill View PostNope, I thought I'd have a go at posting something that some people may enjoy playing with hence the title of the post.
AtW decided to be a twat and spoil it.
So, let's say I insulted him before that, this means my "insults" must have been in the following posts in the same thread:
OROriginally posted by AtW View PostI'll give you just one hint (free of charge):
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inc di
inc di
dec cx
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is better be:
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inc di
dec cx
inc di
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And another one:
je 137
jmp 11E
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Making absolute jumps to predefined addresses and asking people to change source code that would inevitably change offsets is rather mean.
And FFS stop programming in 16-bit DOS mode - time to move on!

OROriginally posted by AtW View PostRecalculating manually absolute addresses is not exercise for brains - maybe only to weed out those who would actually cave in to this task and accept it as norm, a bit like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7ebfrcv4tc
Your code is sure very poor performance wise, maybe intentionally but in any case when you ask people to optimise assembly you need to say which CPU you are targeting.
Originally posted by AtW View Postbtw, no debug command on Win XP 64 bit
Which one of the 3 personally insulted Churchy? I'd say #2 probably - I reckon he realised that he looked like those retards during interview in Men in Black where as I was like Will Smith who pulled the table to write - keep using "debug" Churchy
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That was after you called me "twat" in the same thread.Originally posted by Churchill View PostAtW the armchair warrior strikes again
Then you deleted all source code at start of the thread and run away.
So I called you a bit of a coward. Is that a personal insult? Maybe, but you sure are in no position to claim insulted innocence here - you started it well early whilst I was trying to be constructive.
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That's rich.Originally posted by Churchill View PostAtW the armchair warrior strikes againOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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So it's 42 bytes code and I am not leaving forumOriginally posted by Churchill View PostIt was your personal insults I objected to. So, less than 50 bytes or you'll leave the forum, this should be good.
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