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I put the word too short.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostI'm guessing surfweb = internet.
I mean Surfweb = Surface Web.
I'm sorry about the confusion.Comment
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What about the rest of it?Originally posted by Bee View PostI put the word too short.
I mean Surfweb = Surface Web.
I'm sorry about the confusion.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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GolgafrinchamOriginally posted by northernladuk View Post... I wonder where Bee's IP says he is.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Golgafrincham - Hitchhikers - WikiaOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostGolgafrincham
Sounds like we've got a couple of posters in General from there as well..Golgafrincham was a planet, once home to the Great Circling Poets of Arium. The descendants of these poets made up tales of impending doom about the planet.
FTFYThese tales of impending doom allowed the Golgafrinchans to rid themselves of an entire useless third of their population. The story was that they would build three Ark ships. Into the A ship would go all the leaders, scientists and other high achievers. The C ship would contain all the people who made things and did things, and the B ark would hold everyone else, such as hairdressers, telephone sanitizers and SASGuru. They sent the B ship off first, but of course the other two-thirds of the population stayed on the planet and lived full, rich and happy lives until they were all wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Twelve-foot? Are you sure you're not just two piranha bees?Originally posted by Bee View PostNo, I'm a twelve-foot piranha bee.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I do wish you'd get a spelling checker at the very least. Why not post in the Technical forum to see if someone can suggest one.Originally posted by Bee View PostNo, I'm a twelve-foot piranha bee, a giant vilain who invaded the CUK.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Done.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI do wish you'd get a spelling checker at the very least. Why not post in the Technical forum to see if someone can suggest one.
Anything else, my love?Comment
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