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  1. BolshieBastard

    Someone stole my bollocks!

    Not me personally, like. Married TV actor wakes up to find his testicles have been STOLEN after he is drugged in Russian bar by attractive blonde working for organ traffickers Dmitry Nikolaev was approached by a young woman in a bar in Moscow The 30-year-old enjoyed a drink and a...
  2. northernladuk

    Thinking of taking your wife up the Oxo Tower?

    She may not appreciate it as much as you think.... Oxo Tower named 'most disappointing' | Daily Mail Online
  3. B

    Teach em young

    Police mistakenly use 'hot chilli' riot spray on four-year-olds during lesson - Telegraph At least they learn never to trust the police. Valuable life lesson.
  4. T

    Tulip

    Did England really stay at the 'royal tulip hotel' in Brazil ? :rollin:
  5. SimonMac

    IWOOT

    For all those grown up gamers with an itch to relive their halcyon days with 80's nostalgia Yahoo News UK & Ireland - Latest World News & UK News Headlines
  6. DaveB

    Cum on, own up...

    Who was it? Eugenio Freitas banned from every supermarket in Britain for masturbating in Sainsburys meat aisle Insert beating his meat jokes here :laugh
  7. minestrone

    "In January, the only thing left in the village will be the goat"

    Influx of Roma migrants could spark city riots, warns Blunkett | Mail Online Even Blunkett can see this is going to end badly.
  8. kingcook

    IWOOT! (RoboRoach)

    Row over US mobile phone 'cockroach backpack' app
  9. Alias

    99 Life Hacks That Could Make Your Life Easier

    99 Life Hacks That Could Make Your Life Easier...do you have any more? link a pic if you do :D
  10. Alias

    How much are you hated by The Daily Mail?

    Well, How much are you hated by the Wail?
  11. vetran

    Anyone we know? - #378

    IT bloke denies trying to shag sheep outside football ground A sheep shagging SPURS fan? Should make for some great match songs.
  12. zoco

    The Weekend

    Well, I've got me hours agreed and I'm off at 2pm today. I'll be going home to fill me face with lots of pasta as I'm doing a charity walk this weekend. I'm doing the 24 miles of the Clarendon Way from Salisbury to Winchester. In both directions. I'm expecting to have two very swollen...
  13. DimPrawn

    Bob does dating and this is the result

    Kishore Nimmala arrested for stealing woman's phone after row over drinks bill during 'online date from hell' | Mail Online IT worker arrested for stealing a woman's phone after row over drinks bill during 'online date from hell' is left with £1,200 legal bill. :laugh
  14. S

    Dads - how big are your nads?

    Virgins and Jaffas stay out of this thread. We already know your nads are not up to the job. BBC News - Testicle size 'link to father role'
  15. S

    Foreign Accent syndrome

    Shouldn't really laugh, its NOT fooking funny :rolleyes::rolleyes: BBC One - The Woman Who Woke Up Chinese, Sarah Colwill meets up with a fellow 'Foreign Accent Sufferer' Flied lice anyone?
  16. Jog On

    Meanwhile in Korea...

    The Chosun Ilbo (English Edition): Daily News from Korea - Kim Jong-un's Ex-Girlfriend 'Shot by Firing Squad' If this is true then the world really has gone mad :frown
  17. Pondlife

    Plans for the Bank Hol Weekend

    Couldn't see another so hopefully no KUATB required. So, what are your plans for the extended weekend (weather permitting)?
  18. M

    Better stop flashing

    BBC News - Warning over 'flash-for-cash' car accident insurance scam Motorists are being warned about a new insurance scam where criminals flash their lights to let other drivers out of a junction, then crash into them on purpose. Anti-fraud experts are calling it "flash-for-cash".
  19. B

    Couldn't they have just shot it?

    BBC News - Hertfordshire fire crews rescue grey squirrel in Watford
  20. P

    An old one but good one

    Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

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