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Married TV actor wakes up to find his testicles have been STOLEN after he is drugged in Russian bar by attractive blonde working for organ traffickers
Dmitry Nikolaev was approached by a young woman in a bar in Moscow
The 30-year-old enjoyed a drink and a...
Police mistakenly use 'hot chilli' riot spray on four-year-olds during lesson - Telegraph
At least they learn never to trust the police. Valuable life lesson.
For all those grown up gamers with an itch to relive their halcyon days with 80's nostalgia
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Eugenio Freitas banned from every supermarket in Britain for masturbating in Sainsburys meat aisle
Insert beating his meat jokes here :laugh
Well, I've got me hours agreed and I'm off at 2pm today.
I'll be going home to fill me face with lots of pasta as I'm doing a charity walk this weekend.
I'm doing the 24 miles of the Clarendon Way from Salisbury to Winchester. In both directions.
I'm expecting to have two very swollen...
Kishore Nimmala arrested for stealing woman's phone after row over drinks bill during 'online date from hell' | Mail Online
IT worker arrested for stealing a woman's phone after row over drinks bill during 'online date from hell' is left with £1,200 legal bill.
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Shouldn't really laugh, its NOT fooking funny :rolleyes::rolleyes:
BBC One - The Woman Who Woke Up Chinese, Sarah Colwill meets up with a fellow 'Foreign Accent Sufferer'
Flied lice anyone?
The Chosun Ilbo (English Edition): Daily News from Korea - Kim Jong-un's Ex-Girlfriend 'Shot by Firing Squad'
If this is true then the world really has gone mad :frown
BBC News - Warning over 'flash-for-cash' car accident insurance scam
Motorists are being warned about a new insurance scam where criminals flash their lights to let other drivers out of a junction, then crash into them on purpose.
Anti-fraud experts are calling it "flash-for-cash".