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Which is thankfully highly unlikely
below an analysis I stole from LinkedIn
Analysis of the first 24hrs of a Corbyn government, starting with the exit poll on Thursday...
22.01 (12Dec19) Exit poll shows Labour, led by Jeremy Corbyn, likely to form a new administration.
Effect: International...
I’m out in Greece at the moment - the good lady likes sun bathing and such - I last 25 mins before I head to the bar
So bar is full of Thomas cook people , one chap says he did a poo 3 days ago under his mattress, so that if they ask him for additional money or chuck him out / the poo will get...
So says none other than Cleggy:
Facebook: Nick Clegg says 'no evidence' of Russian interference in Brexit vote - BBC News
That rather urinates on our resident dissidents parade, does it not?
What is the process for deleting a profile?
I am currently finding certain parts of this forum crossing the very fine line that exists between banter and bullying. Certain parts of this forum have become toxic and need urgent reform even publically giving my name and thereby infringing GDPR.
It seems that Labour are to attempt to take control of parliament on June 25th to; as Sir Keith Starmer puts it
" MPs cannot be bystanders while the next Tory prime minister tries to crash the UK out of the European Union without a deal AND without the consent of the British People."
I thought...
Not his own, obviously.
Tory leadership contest: Boris Johnson pledges income tax cut for high earners - BBC News
So despite years of austerity, cuts to public services and spending, there is £26 billion available as a one off to pay for Brexit. Apparently that means you can spaff £10 billion...
Sabine Weyand moves from being Barnier’s deputy chief negotiator in Brexit to the position of Director General of EU Trade.
Weyand will be responsible for negotiating any future trade deal with the U.K....
Cecilia Malmstrom on Twitter: "Very happy to welcome @WeyandSabine as new director...
https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-to-face-court-over-alleged-eu-referendum-misconduct-11730747
It's about he was held accountable for his Brexit campaign lies.
Boris Johnson is to be summonsed to court to face accusations of misconduct in a public office, over claims he made that the UK...
“The Brexit Party win Leeds
The Brexit Party has taken Leeds from Labour with 28.9%.
Labour gained 19.6% with the Lib Dems just behind on 18.4%.
The Conservatives are fourth, gaining 6.9% of the vote - behind the Greens who won 16%”
UK European election 2019 results - BBC News
:eek:
JC claimed in today's PMQs that homelessness is 3 time higher in Swindon than it is in Surrey.
JC suggest funding to redistribute the homeless to Surrey to share the burden.
Before anyone gets annoyed I made that last bit up.
Sent from my SM-G955F using Contractor UK Forum mobile app
...for Spain to take over the island of Gibraltar
Yesterday the EU parliament voted to recognise the Island of Gibraltar as a "Colony" of Britain. Despite its recognition as 100% part of the UK. This paves the way for Spain to take control of the Island and the vote by the EU parliament was...