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coty2019

  1. MasterBait

    If Corbyn wins

    Which is thankfully highly unlikely below an analysis I stole from LinkedIn Analysis of the first 24hrs of a Corbyn government, starting with the exit poll on Thursday... 22.01 (12Dec19) Exit poll shows Labour, led by Jeremy Corbyn, likely to form a new administration. Effect: International...
  2. GhostofTarbera

    Poo tastic

    I’m out in Greece at the moment - the good lady likes sun bathing and such - I last 25 mins before I head to the bar So bar is full of Thomas cook people , one chap says he did a poo 3 days ago under his mattress, so that if they ask him for additional money or chuck him out / the poo will get...
  3. Old Greg

    France threatens to veto further Brexit extension

    I won't trigger Jamie any more with a Guardian link. So withdrawing Article 50 it is!
  4. Eirikur

    Parliament to be prorogated

    Taking back control by dictatorship Government to ask Queen to suspend Parliament - BBC News
  5. Mordac

    Russia had nothing to do with Brexit

    So says none other than Cleggy: Facebook: Nick Clegg says 'no evidence' of Russian interference in Brexit vote - BBC News That rather urinates on our resident dissidents parade, does it not?
  6. Y

    Deleting Profile

    What is the process for deleting a profile? I am currently finding certain parts of this forum crossing the very fine line that exists between banter and bullying. Certain parts of this forum have become toxic and need urgent reform even publically giving my name and thereby infringing GDPR.
  7. Y

    Labour to take cotrol of Parliament

    It seems that Labour are to attempt to take control of parliament on June 25th to; as Sir Keith Starmer puts it " MPs cannot be bystanders while the next Tory prime minister tries to crash the UK out of the European Union without a deal AND without the consent of the British People." I thought...
  8. DaveB

    Boris gets the check book out.

    Not his own, obviously. Tory leadership contest: Boris Johnson pledges income tax cut for high earners - BBC News So despite years of austerity, cuts to public services and spending, there is £26 billion available as a one off to pay for Brexit. Apparently that means you can spaff £10 billion...
  9. DimPrawn

    Cretinous question of the year

    D Day was 6th June 1944. So why are we celebrating it today? :cretin:
  10. BlasterBates

    Lib Dems lead the polls

    You Gov - Lib Dems lead the polls be afraid ....be very afraid
  11. meridian

    New Director General of Trade

    Sabine Weyand moves from being Barnier’s deputy chief negotiator in Brexit to the position of Director General of EU Trade. Weyand will be responsible for negotiating any future trade deal with the U.K.... Cecilia Malmstrom on Twitter: "Very happy to welcome @WeyandSabine as new director...
  12. BlueSharp

    BOJO off to court

    https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-to-face-court-over-alleged-eu-referendum-misconduct-11730747 It's about he was held accountable for his Brexit campaign lies. Boris Johnson is to be summonsed to court to face accusations of misconduct in a public office, over claims he made that the UK...
  13. AtW

    The Purge

    Alastair Campbell expelled from Labour Party - BBC News How is it fooking legal to kick people out for exercising their right to vote? :mad
  14. AtW

    The Official EU results thread

    “The Brexit Party win Leeds The Brexit Party has taken Leeds from Labour with 28.9%. Labour gained 19.6% with the Lib Dems just behind on 18.4%. The Conservatives are fourth, gaining 6.9% of the vote - behind the Greens who won 16%” UK European election 2019 results - BBC News :eek:
  15. darmstadt

    Nigel Farage...

    is the Swiss Tony of politics... Sent from my CLT-L29 using Contractor UK Forum mobile app
  16. Paddy

    Deregulation, a main reason for Brexit?

    So the sticking point of Brexit is deregulation even though deregulation was not mentioned in the Leave Campaign.
  17. Y

    More funding needed for Swindon

    JC claimed in today's PMQs that homelessness is 3 time higher in Swindon than it is in Surrey. JC suggest funding to redistribute the homeless to Surrey to share the burden. Before anyone gets annoyed I made that last bit up. Sent from my SM-G955F using Contractor UK Forum mobile app
  18. Y

    The EU paves the way....

    ...for Spain to take over the island of Gibraltar Yesterday the EU parliament voted to recognise the Island of Gibraltar as a "Colony" of Britain. Despite its recognition as 100% part of the UK. This paves the way for Spain to take control of the Island and the vote by the EU parliament was...
  19. original PM

    Fookin loons

    The EU Could Remove E-Cigarettes From the TPD But On Three Controversial Conditions • Ecigclick [emoji849]
  20. DimPrawn

    Brexit boost

    Brexit 'means fresh look' at boosting Scottish farming - BBC News

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