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Santa needs help
Now now Sas, that's not a good way to treat your elders now is it? Don't you remember I keep 2 lists? those who have been naughty and those who have been nice. Don't make me add your name to the naughty list again this year, I do so hate it when you cry on Christmas morning because you didn't... -
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Santa needs help
Ho Ho Ho, What a festive few weeks we've just had. Santa is getting very excited with the big day approaching, what with all those minced pies and glasses of sherry. Ho Ho Ho I do have a small problem though that I thought I might ask if you would be kind enough to help me. I need a... -
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Struggling for ideas for xmas pressies?
Ho Ho Ho I must say I'm not sure if I agree with that as a present. It's not much in the way of celebrating the Christmas spirit is it? -
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Who owns kandr?
Ho Ho Ho Secret Identities and what not. My, next you'll be accusing dear Santa of being a sockpuppet? Ho Ho Ho -
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Santa needs help
Ho Ho Ho, Good morning one and all, I wonder if you could help Santa out a little bit? I have this wonderful gentleman I need to get a present for, he's 56, has hobbies of going to the gym and part time golfer, he enjoys gardening and is an engineer by trade, what could I possibly get as an... -
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Christmas Wishes
Mary my dear child, you of all people should know this one -
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Christmas Wishes
I did try FedEx once a long time ago, they are not as impressive as they make you believe. -
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Christmas Wishes
Santa's Magical House Key of course, a key that allows me to enter any house and will only work in my hands (an agreement I have with governments around the world)
