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    #41
    Originally posted by Santa View Post
    Ahh Threaded, an esteemed friend of mine, I have not seen him for many years. We are very similar you know, but not in the way you might expect.

    HoHoHo

    I do believe though that he quite looks up to me, what with his time travel endeavors, but I think our main similarity lies in the love of a good homemade mince pie

    Yes yes my dear friend Threaded, it would be good to see him again.
    Hi DP
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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      #42
      Dear Santa,

      My house doesn't have a chimney, how will you manage the large delivery at the appointed time?
      Me, me, me...

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        #43
        Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
        Dear Santa,

        My house doesn't have a chimney, how will you manage the large delivery at the appointed time?
        Parcelforce?

        You've got to think outside the box, and just how big the box is going to be.

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          #44
          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          Dear Santa,

          My house doesn't have a chimney, how will you manage the large delivery at the appointed time?
          Dietary fibre. Museli is a good choice.

          I don't have a chimney but I manage to make a large delivery most mornings.

          I'm going to make another one in a bit.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #45
            Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
            Dear Santa,

            My house doesn't have a chimney, how will you manage the large delivery at the appointed time?
            Santa's Magical House Key of course, a key that allows me to enter any house and will only work in my hands (an agreement I have with governments around the world)

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              #46
              Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
              Parcelforce?

              You've got to think outside the box, and just how big the box is going to be.
              I did try FedEx once a long time ago, they are not as impressive as they make you believe.

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                #47
                Originally posted by Santa View Post
                tell me your wishes
                I would like a little bit of sleep please.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  I would like a little bit of sleep please.
                  Mary my dear child, you of all people should know this one

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                    #49
                    [QUOTE=Santa;1195192]Mary my dear child, you of all people should know this one



                    But of course, I'm an expert.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #50
                      Kids love santa!



                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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