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Your motivational team exercise for the day is to transform the 'Light Relief' section into the section with the highest number of posts.

Get to it.

Then I what this barracks squared away and ready for inspection by eighteen hundred hours.
 
Gunnery Sergeant Highway said:
Your motivational team exercise for the day is to transform the 'Light Relief' section into the section with the highest number of posts.

Get to it.

Then I what this barracks squared away and ready for inspection by eighteen hundred hours.

(Whispers to colleague) "What a TW@T."
 
Bloody hell gents and ladies, I take a couple of days to get back to blighty and all hell breaks loose.

I am so impressed. Well done, lots of back slapping and all that.

What are we doing next?
 
zeitghost said:
We must give Sasguru some sort of award for creating the longest thread in the history of CUK...

Perhaps we should call it "The Longest Thread in the History of CUK" award.

I would prefer "The Longest CUK in the history of Threads" award.
 
G8_Summit said:
(Whispers to colleague) "What a TW@T."
Who said that? Who the f uck said that? Who's the slimy little communist tulip, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f ucking godmother said it. Out-f ucking-standing. I will PT you all until you f ucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
 
We've managed one or two posts today can we have some reward Mr JB.

As Mr Gooner Said the last lot were Mesmerizing.

Mr Highway you and your gay friend are Tw@ts
 
monkeyboy said:
Mr Highway you and your gay friend are Tw@ts
I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?
 

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