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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Sorry, the drivel won.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostCan you close the door on your way out
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So anyway, banks eh?
It's a case of 'hurry up and wait' all the time. You're sat there with half a spec, then suddenly it rushes through and the phone is going, and they are wondering where the test data is.
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Fine, you can stand over there and operate the webcam... left a bit... a little more aperture...Originally posted by Zorba View PostSorry, the drivel won.Comment
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You're so naughty!!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostFine, you can stand over there and operate the webcam... left a bit... a little more aperture...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I could go home and mess with the new bed. One of those comedy space foam things.
What if it's rubbish and I can't sleep?
Oh no, now I'm going to lie awake wondering whether the bed is keeping me awake.
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Never worked for a bank. However, as a customer, I have no doubt that "Gits" is the appropriate word.Originally posted by Zorba View PostSo anyway, banks eh?
It's a case of 'hurry up and wait' all the time. You're sat there with half a spec, then suddenly it rushes through and the phone is going, and they are wondering where the test data is.
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*Insert 70's guitar music*Originally posted by NickFitz View PostFine, you can stand over there and operate the webcam... left a bit... a little more aperture...
Can I wear a beard too? Or is that you?
Last edited by Zorba; 23 November 2007, 16:47. Reason: near perfect opportunity for the :cool1: smiley.Comment
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I'm not working for one either, but the client has to 'interface' with it. So they are gits. Picky, one-more-character-to-the-left-cos-that-file-spec-is-out-of-date-sorry gits.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNever worked for a bank. However, as a customer, I have no doubt that "Gits" is the appropriate word.Comment
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Ah, you pretend to be cross, but your double exclamation marks reveal the secret excitement - nay, anticipation - you feelOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostYou're so naughty!!

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