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His.
I remember him telling me that she'd complained he wasn't bonking her enough...
Oh, well, not your fault then

His.
I remember him telling me that she'd complained he wasn't bonking her enough...

I think she's forgiven you, so:
So when he buggered off abroad for a while, she suddenly decided I might fill a gap...![]()

It wasn't... one interesting evening in his cups he said he'd like to kill her...

See, this is why I can never, ever, EVER come to a CUK do. I say stuff on here, and it would be easy to infer the rest.
Is it just me, or when you post your message have a dozen more magically appeared?
How do you keep up? I've got 2 windows open...
It wasn't... one interesting evening in his cups he said he'd like to kill her...
Kewl! That's pretty!
I wonder if I can use that somehow in my Xmas decorations?

I cough the odd one or two up now & again.
Bit like a shiny furball really.
