Lid down in trap 1 = 'floaters be here'
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Man who piss in wind, get his own backThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
if you hover over the thread title you should get the alt text for the hyperlink showing you the first couple of lines of the first postOriginally posted by oracleslaveCrap post
Crap thread
Where was the warning for the 30 sec I just wasted?Coffee's for closersComment
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No warning for when posts disappear thoughOriginally posted by Spacecadet View Postif you hover over the thread title you should get the alt text for the hyperlink showing you the first couple of lines of the first post
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no, but it amused meOriginally posted by oracleslave View PostNo warning for when posts disappear though
Coffee's for closersComment
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Does that apply to women's toilets too?Originally posted by Shimano105 View PostLid down in trap 1 = 'floaters be here'
Actually, forget I asked.Comment
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for the ladies toilet, lid down in trap 1 = Sharons been sat in there for 20 minutes yakking on her mobile to TraceyOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostDoes that apply to women's toilets too?
Actually, forget I asked.Coffee's for closersComment
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A cleaner once told me, women's toilets are ofen more dirty than mens.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostDoes that apply to women's toilets too?
Actually, forget I asked.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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