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    What woman can wash up with her left hand, cook the dinner with her right hand, sweep the floor with one leg, and dust with the other, give you a blow-job, and open a bottle of beer using her arse?


    A Swiss Army Wife.


    (I'll get me coat...)

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    Heh heh.

    Actually, swiss army knives are soooo old school. There are stronger, sharper and more durable brands around these days, like Leatherman. Bought the "Juice" Leatherman when I went travelling. Has lots of useful extras like bottle opener, corkscrew, both types of screwdriver, scissors, pliers, wire cutters, mini saw, as well as the blades.

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      #3
      Yeah, but have you ever kissed a girl? :rollin

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        #4
        Yeah, but in your case I bet it's usually "not allowed"

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          #5
          They come with 64mb USB these days. Even the Swiss move on...

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