Versatile...

[Mordac]

What woman can wash up with her left hand, cook the dinner with her right hand, sweep the floor with one leg, and dust with the other, give you a blow-job, and open a bottle of beer using her arse?


A Swiss Army Wife.


(I'll get me coat...)

[RookieBee]

Heh heh.

Actually, swiss army knives are soooo old school. There are stronger, sharper and more durable brands around these days, like Leatherman. Bought the "Juice" Leatherman when I went travelling. Has lots of useful extras like bottle opener, corkscrew, both types of screwdriver, scissors, pliers, wire cutters, mini saw, as well as the blades.

[VurtGameCat]

Yeah, but have you ever kissed a girl? :rollin

[RookieBee]

Yeah, but in your case I bet it's usually "not allowed"

[Cojak]

They come with 64mb USB these days. Even the Swiss move on...