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    #31
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Perhaps Mr Farage wants to throw off the yolk of European legislation.

    Well UKIP are in favour of keeping England White.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #32
      He did eggactly what I would have done.

      I was very eggcited when I heard the news.

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        #33
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Well UKIP are in favour of keeping England White.
        White and yellow?

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          #34
          A two fingered salute to the egg throwing leftie
          PICTURED: Wheelchair-bound UKIP Woman Flicks Two Fingers to Hard Left Protesters

          one for 'get a frackin job'

          and one for 'take a frackin bath, crustie'.

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            #35
            No surprise. Violence usually does come from the left. An egg is small beer but a female bystander lost an eye last year during protests against the English Nationalists. Most terrorism in Europe comes from left wing and anarchist groups.

            As this chart shows, left-wing terrorism dwarfs right-wing terrorism in Europe -- perhaps surprising given the attention paid to Europe's far right. Islamist and Separatist terrorism, however, remain the largest categories.
            Left-Wing Terrorism Surges In Europe, As Governments Dismantle Social Safety Net - Business Insider
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #36
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              White and yellow?
              He's a baker at heart. Both yellow and white are important but should be separated.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #37
                Originally posted by Flashman View Post
                A two fingered salute to the egg throwing leftie
                PICTURED: Wheelchair-bound UKIP Woman Flicks Two Fingers to Hard Left Protesters

                one for 'get a frackin job'

                and one for 'take a frackin bath, crustie'.
                Wheelchairs don't bind. They enable.
                The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                George Frederic Watts

                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  No surprise. Violence usually does come from the left. An egg is small beer but a female bystander lost an eye last year during protests against the English Nationalists. Most terrorism in Europe comes from left wing and anarchist groups.



                  Left-Wing Terrorism Surges In Europe, As Governments Dismantle Social Safety Net - Business Insider
                  Neo-Nazi terrorist jailed for plotting to blow up Merseyside mosques | UK news | theguardian.com
                  The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                  George Frederic Watts

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    He did eggactly what I would have done.

                    I was very eggcited when I heard the news.
                    The yoke's on you!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      Nige Farage is an anagram of "I fear an egg".
                      More anagrams:

                      Nigel Farage EU = anger if league
                      Nigel Farage EU = engage failure
                      Nigel Farage EU = A genial refuge
                      Nigel Farage EU = arguing ale fee

                      I thought I would do some of us:

                      northernladuk = drunken harlot
                      northernladuk = Drunk oral then
                      mich the tester = Christ me teeth
                      dodgy agent = tend gay god
                      dodgy agent = go get dandy
                      eternalOptimist = rat lies impotent
                      eternalOptimist = simpleton attire
                      eternalOptimist = Prim neat toilets
                      eternalOptimist = learn - I'm pottiest
                      northernladyuk = Nearly hot drunk
                      mudskipper = sperm up kid

                      I take no responsibilty for that last one!

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