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    #11
    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    The guy said, "I saw the guys outside the town hall about 10 minutes ago. I went to Tesco, bought some eggs." So they were probably foreign eggs that had been through some dubious but legal process allowing Tesco to label them as British
    Horse eggs?

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      #12
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      The guy said, "I saw the guys outside the town hall about 10 minutes ago. I went to Tesco, bought some eggs." So they were probably foreign eggs that had been through some dubious but legal process allowing Tesco to label them as British
      The man who threw the egg was holding a placard which said: "UKIP... sad, scared, old men".
      That's rather unkind
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Perhaps Mr Farage wants to throw off the yolk of European legislation.

        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #14
          Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
          He probably paid the guy to do it, all publicity.
          You mean he poached the idea from John Prescott?

          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #15
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            That's rather unkind
            It also makes him ageist, but I can't imagine the lefty rags will be screaming that one to the rafters
            Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

            No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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              #16
              I'm surprised the media haven't lead with "Farage headbutts innocent egg".
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #17
                Check his expenses claims for "Tesco 6 eggs".
                Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
                  Check his expenses claims for "Tesco 6 eggs".
                  I shouldn't expect that Mr Farage shops in Tesco.
                  The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                  George Frederic Watts

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                    #19
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                      I'm surprised the media haven't lead with "Farage headbutts foreign egg".
                      FTFY
                      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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